You may have noticed that I haven't been hanging around as much as I used to. This relationship, it's just not working for me anymore. Please don't be sad. It's not you. Its me. I just don't feel the love like I used to. We've grown apart, you and I.
I'll be honest, I've always felt we've had this one sided relationship where I do all the talking and you're more the silent, stoic type and lately, well, it just hasn't been working for me. I'm sorry.
I know this is hard, but it must be said. I've found someone else. Someone who will meet my needs. Someone who is willing to hold a two-way conversation. Actually, I've found two someone's. Their names are Facebook and Twitter.
Lets be honest. They're more interactive than you and I have ever been and I've become tired of trying to find something to say to you that's more than 140 characters. You require dissertations, long essays, thought provoking dives into the human psyche and that's just too difficult for me to do on a continuous basis.
We'll still be friends. I'll still be around. But I'll be spending more of my time on Facebook and Twitter where others are.
I know you'll understand and I know eventually you'll realize this is for the best.
PS - If you want to friend me on Facebook just look me up by Sharon Cullen. On Twitter I'm sharoncullen.